December 2011
africans:
yo mama’s so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever and its very inspirational good for her
cactus-crown:
Maybe my boobs will finally come in this year!!!
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dreaddrugs:
we might die from medication, but we sure killed all the pain.
And so being young and dipped in folly I fell in love with melancholy.
– Edgar Allan Poe (via hellodearestfriend)
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside